“what do you want for your birthday?”
my motivation back. a normal sleep schedule. a sense of purpose. some socks would be nice too
If Spiderman fights another Spiderman from an alternate dimension, he’d be fighting a Parallel Parker.
Taurus - They know what you want better than you do
Cancer - They’ve chosen your gift carefully
Virgo - They know exactly what you need
Libra - They always choose the finest things
Leo - They make sure you love what they give you
Aquarius - They usually give great, original things
Scorpio - If they care enough, you’ll love their present
Capricorn - Probably busy but they’ll buy you something nice
Pisces - They might not know what you want, but they’ll try hard
Aries - Well, they just bought the biggest/shiniest thing in the store
Sagittarius - They wanted to buy something so unique they just ended up wandering around without buying anything
Gemini - They forgot to buy you a gift, so last Christmas, you probably got a kit-kat and some money
Masculinity is such a fragile concept.
This is literally my favorite video.
for those, like myself, that would like to know what that means in lbs
Daisy Ridley can deadlift me.
Like she has the physical capability and also my express permission
Lift you? She could fucking throw me. I would also prefer that she did not. Unless I have something soft to land on, then why not.
Pikachu is so stoned he’s now part Rock type
First snow experience!
im really liking the new pokemon it’s so cuutteee
fuckin roasted